Re: It's late as fwock...but...it's Wacko's Drunken Weekend in Vegas. Oscar vs Floyd
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It was a great fight & fantastic outside of all the racial slander that I had to deal with & the biggest bullshit phrase of the night was that “Those colors don‘t run & neither should you if your‘e gonna wear them.” Boxing doesn’t equate to running…& Floyd Mayweather did not run.
So…here’s the fight…the way I saw it from the floor up.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 1:
The bell rings & Floyd does something that I would have never expected…he meets Oscar in the center of the ring with a left hand & my a** leaves my seat quick fast & in a hurry. Right hand cracks on point dead to Oscar’s chin. Holy S***…this is gonna be a fight. Oscar get’s right down to business & backs Floyd up with a left hook & then begins the famous flurrying. Floyd begins jabbing & using the ring. Oscar better start using his feet or he’ll be chasing Floyd around the square all night long.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 2:
Nice jabs from Oscar to start the action. Big right hook from Oscar & Floyd goes back to the ropes & Oscar jumps right on him. As Oscar again unloads…it’s pretty obvious that the flurries against the ropes are the way that Oscar’s gonna go. As expected…Floyd slips most of it…but the crowd didn‘t think so. They cheer & rise to their feets & I wear my first glass of beer of the evening. Left right combination from Oscar. Once again Floyd‘s back is against the ropes & once again…flurries. Oscar starts using his size against Floyd…but surprisingly…Floyd uses it against him & cracks him back. This is a better round for Oscar…but the majority of Oscar’s shots are coming on the ropes in bunches of punches that are catching Floyd’s gloves, shoulders, & fore arms. I would imagine that the judges are scoring those along with the push & drive of the pro Oscar crowd…surely people are not this ignorant?
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 3:
Oscar comes in hard with left & right hooks. Body shots are coming into play from both men. Crack!!! Oscar just whacked Floyd with a stiff jab that caused Floyd to count some bulbs here at the MGM Grand Garden Arena!!! Nice. Oooooooooooooh baby dis is gonna be a fight!!! Oscar pushes Floyd into corner & lets it all hang out with his wang out. I aint sure…but I wanna say that Floyd really REALLY felt that. Whether he did or didn‘t…he just clipped Oscar with a short right hand & slid right outt a the way. It worked…so in comes an accurate overhand right & then once again…another. Damn Floyd’s fast. If Oscar’s size fails him…he’s fwocked! Oscar rips Mayweather in the corner again & then Floyd just slips right out.
This hands free recorder is the S***…time to toss us down another Margarita.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 4:
Oscar comes out with a hammering left hook & pushes Floyd back to the ropes. As Oscar comes in…Floyd cracks him with a hard right hand…& another! Oscar lands a volley of body shots as he forces Floyd back into the corner. I don’t really like the looks of that S***. Floyd seems to be either trying to calculate what’s coming or he’s gonna left Oscar tire himself out. That aint the smartest move, IWO. Floyd counters with a right in the corner & Oscar tears into Floyd's ribs again! Get outta that gotdam corner. Damn!!! Big right hand from Floyd. Oscar lands a nice left hook & once again Floyd is against the ropes. Oscar rallies & tries to steal the round pressing the action to the bell. Floyd really REALLY needs to turn it up some. He‘s doing good work…but he needs to stop being so sporadic.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 5:
The bell rings & they come out swinging once again. Oscar fires & Floyd counters with a cracking right & that got Oscar‘s attention. Left hook followed by either a straight right from Floyd. That right is killing Oscar. It’s just so sharp & dead on the money. It causes Oscar to come alive with one of those flurries again. Floyd slips it & counters with a hard straight right. Gotdam!!!! What the fwock was that & where the hell did that come from!!!! From where I’m sittin…Floyd just rocked & stunned Oscar. No S***…his knees just went weak. Floyd saw it too as he jumps right on Oscar with a left hand & then a right that misses. Back to work immediately with a 1-2 from Floyd. Damn!!! Floyd must’ve read my mind because he’s going to work. Hard right from Floyd again. He just can’t miss with it. Oscar’s gonna feel that all night long.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 6:
Oscar comes out straight with an uppercut that finds the mark. Floyd took it well but shells up & let’s Oscar push him back to the ropes. He flurries against the ropes & the crowd goes wild again…& pretty much all of that landed on Floyd's arms. Two left hooks dialed in by Floyd. Right hook from Floyd. Oscar coutners with a right on the inside and Floyd rips him back & the wild crowd went so quite that you coulda heard a gnat fly up a cow’s vergina! Floyd tags Oscar to the bell with some accurate shots & I was still screaming from the last one’s that Floyd landed…so I missed those…but they were pretty accurate & heavy shots. Damn! Oscar fires back but Floyd seems to be sixth sensing him & slipping the shots. Nope. Oscar just caught him with a right. Floyd comes right back with a straight left & a right & Oscar just pulled a deer in headlights move on that note.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 7:
Oscar pushes Floyd to the ropes & unloads. Floyd takes a few but then guards & slips his way outta that slop. Oscar tries…he really does…but Floyd just doesn’t take it. Oscar tries the jab again & for the most part…it worked…but immediately…he lets it go. What the fwock?!?!?! Why give up an advantge like that? Scratch that. Two right hands from Oscar dead on the button from Floyd. Left hook upstairs and then a right to the ribs from Floyd. Oscar senses some urgency & pushes Floyd back to the ropes & tries that flurrying S*** again. The crowd goes wild. Why do they do that? Half the shots hit on Floyd‘s forearms & thus are ineffective. Oh well. I gotta say that Oscar looks busy…but Floyd‘s the one doing the landing work. He’s landing the more effective punches.
Down goes another double Margarito.
Tuh-kee-luh!
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 8:
Oscar seems to be a bit more rejuved for the minute. Left hook, right hand, left straight from Oscar. Floyd swings & misses with a right. He immediately rights himself & lands a left & right tight on the inside. Brilliant! Oscar swings, Floyd slips & cracks Oscar with a left hook. Great great work from Floyd. Quick right from Floyd. Oscar flurries trying to steal the round at the end with a rally…per the usual. Floyd took the round hands down.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 9:
Oscar comes out trying to establish the jab that he gave up on after the 4th. Another right hand from Floyd! Damn. Five or six punch combination from Floyd & they all find a home. Oscar felt that. Once again Oscar tries to rally & flurries again, but Floyd’s speed kicks in again & he lands up top & then rips a right hand to the body. Not sure…but that one from Floyd might have been low. Whatever it was he immediately goes right back up top & rips that right square into Oscar‘s jaw. Damn. Another straight right from Floyd…damn…so fast. Floyd‘s just taking it to Oscar.
I can’t keep my a** in my seat.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 10:
Oscar comes out a bit tentative now. Floyd rips him with a set of left & right combo‘s. Oscar blocked one set but the other hit the button. Christ Floyd‘s accurate as hell. Oscar tags him back & Floyd shells & then lands another right. Oscar jabs & Floyd slips & slides out of the way. Damn. Floyd digs in & lands a right hook…I think that he just missed with a left & then countered. Right hand clocked dead on the money right at the bell & oscar jawed that one hard. Floyd giving a beautiful account of himself. Oscar is fading.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 11:
Floyd does it again. He dials in that right that he’s been bombin Oscar with since the fifth. He barrels in a thudding left hand equally as accurate immediately after the right. Oscar answers back with a right of his own…problem is that Floyd fires one right back & it hurt Oscar. Damn! Oscar backs up with his hands down & Floyd lands a short right on the inside. Oscar swings wild with a left & then hammers Floyd with a nice right near the end of the round. Oscar’s is trying to come on once again…but Floyd just slicks his way out & pops him again.
Oscar vs. Floyd Round 12:
Oscar comes out to start with a right & then starts that flurrying S*** again. It’s bright & flashy…but it just aint effective. Floyd throws & Oscar blocks the set of shots. Oscar pushes Floyd back to the ropes & Floyd is eating some heavy body shots through the flurries. Oscar flurries again in the center of the ring. Floyd tags him with a heavy right hand. Nice. They both exchange toe to toe the crowd goes ape S*** & I get sloshed with beer once again. Hey what can I say…it’s worth it. Floyd digs in & Oscar flurries again. Right hand from Floyd that catches Oscar flush & that jolts him to life again. They both just wail on each other viciously to the bell.
Gotdam that was fantastic!!!
When the scores come off…the first one is chimed out in Oscar’s favor & I S*** you not…for the first time in me life…I do something out of character & yell out “BULLSHIT” as loudly as I can.
Heart broken for an instant that seems like an eternity…all that runs through my mind is that they are going to rob Floyd.
Justice is served as the rest of the votes come out.
Mayweather won the fight…& honestly…I don’t see how in the hell anyone could see it any other way. The scores read 116-112 by Chuck Giampa, 115-113 by Jerry Roth, & then Tom Kaczmarek has De La Hoya ahead 115-113.
I drunkenly & enthusiastically had Mayweather winning by a margin of 116-112.
After the fight...I couldn't explain my enthusiasm. The fellar that was sitting beside me...I nearly tore his arm straight outta it's socket & the guy & his wife in front of me finished the night out with me as we strode through the casino in amazement at the size of the crowd.
The wife & I would go on to gamble our asses off & order a shit load of room service.
Went to a really really nice resturautn for filet & lobster...& my bank account will probably never EVER recover.
As always…cheers…& koneecheewah bitches.
Special thanks to Rhun for covering in me absence.
I appreiate that babe…will click ya’s in the morn.
Never beg a 40 dollar hooker...specially after she's just turned down your mom's credit card!!
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