I must be the most gulliable person in the world !

You know when you were at school did you ever get those drug lectures from the old bill?
I believed everything that was said to me i remember all the pictures and all the ailments .

I have been in the prescense of people Toking and doing Lines but honestly i feel so uncomfortable i start to figit and sweat , sounds stupid but drugs really don't do it for me .

People think it's really strange cos i'm usually the loud life and soul of the party , i remember this girl offering me a toke on her joint she later told her i shot her with a 'look of death '

I do believe everything in moderation like Smash said a few lines here and there is fine but when people turn up for work stoned and smelling of Weed then things need to be sorted .

I look at addiction like this , if it wasn't drugs it'd be drink if not drink then sex or something else .

I gave up smoking and masterbation i found it hard as i was a 20 a day man and i smoked like a chimney .







Actually i've never smoked either i just love that joke too much .





If a girl ever asks you if you smoke ................ i say , only in bed baby . ( you know smoke as in being a hot lover )
Can't remember if i made that Joke up ......probably not but it's mine .