7 Words To Best Describe Yourself

[CutMeMick]

How selfaware are you?



1. Introvert
2. Monotone
3. Underachiever
4. Lethargic
5. Witty
6. Closedminded
7. Accepting

Damn if you were a girl we'd be soul mates

Good one Bilbo you know how to pick' em....

You laugh but honestly that right there is the perfect girl. Let me break it down for you.

1)Introvert, great, I don't want an outgoing party mad girl whose likely to talk to other men, she's shy that perfect, she ain't going to get out and talk the competition

2)Monotone, Ok so she sounds boring but so what? I'm going to be ignoring her most of the time anyway as I'd rather talk to you guys!

3)Underachiever. Brilliant, no ambitions, she's not going to moan at me about trying to better myself. She isn't going to outgrow me either seeing as she can't be bothered and she's socially retarded so I don't have to make an effort to keep her

4)Lethargic, Suits me, as long as she's not fat with it. I've got about as much energy as a sloth that has just completed a marathon dressed as a bananna.

5)Witty, Could be useful, you think my comedy genuis comes naturally and it does but it wouldn't hurt to have a someone else to bounce ideas off from time to time.

6)Closeminded, Fine by me, It don't really matter what she thinks as even if she disagrees with me she could never be bothered to do anything about it.

7)Accepting, Ah the grail! She'll put up with everything, I won't have to change, I won't have to aspire to be anything, she can just sit on the sofa (after she's done her chores of course) and be happy with our humdrum domestic life.


So as you can see, she's a keeper

That was great...

laughing my ass off over here....