The blind bloke up the road had wheels fitted to his dog when he lost his back legs. He was never proper blind though, we used to leave BMX's in his path all the time and he would weave a path through them without the dog and no stick.

Many years later I decided to keep him on his toes and let him know that I still knew his game. I drive my car at the skiving cunt, not fast mind but quick enough to get his attention. Turns out the years had been unkind to old fake blind man and he was now legitimately blind..........and deaf. You should have heard the crunch.