There's this "Mini-Mart" right down the street from my house...they got the best fwockin fries in the world...I shat you not!

Best Fried Chicken too.

No lie...you could take their fries & chicken...lump 'em together...you'd have the best laxitive in the world too...but back to the fries:

Those jams are like potatoe wedges & shat. About the length of the potatoe & cut into wedges...fried up in grease & served with ketchup...ummmmmmmmmmmm mmmm! Damn them shats is good!!!