I've been craving an icecream cone all day so after supper I sent my girlfriend to the market. She bought mint chocolate chip icecream and some of the cup-shaped cones.

About 8 minutes ago she handed me my icecream cone wrapped in a napkin and I was overjoyed. I read a few posts in one thread and then a few more in another. All the while enjoying my yummy dessert.

Suddenly, as I am chewing my first bite of the cone I taste paper. I look down and the entire cone is covered in a thin layer of napkin.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I ask.

"Oh, my hands were a little wet when I made yours." She answered matter-of-factually.