I still had me trolleys on thankfully.

I was just lucky the c*nts didn't score a bullseye!

Come to think of it blaming the hoegaarden is a tad harsh...i think any beer would have had the same effect. It was the uppers that sent it all very wrong.

Worst thing was it was in a pub aswell, the place got trashed and 5 of us got barred.

Oh well