Hope you all will enjoy this kids story. First, I have to explain the pocket setup on police uniform pants. You have the normal four pockets that are found on regular pants. Because you wear a gun belt it's difficult to get your hands into the side pockets so there are two horizontal pockets in the front and back at around mid thigh level. You can keep your keys, etc., in them and they are easy to get to. I also had a habit of sticking my hands in these front pockets while I was standing around or talking. Hopefully, this is making some sense. Anyway, I am taking a group of cub scouts on a tour of the police station and have them outside looking at the patrol car, flashing the lights and blowing the siren. The group is standing around me and as I'm standing there I have my hands in the front thigh pockets. I ask if there any questions and a kid in the back raises his hand and says, "Do you have your pants on backwards?