i live on the isle of wight

27 miles long 13 deep

like a diamond shape and to be honest its probably one of the safest places in the uk, never a shooting, stabbings are rare, get a good ol dust up most saturdays but only handbags

even the hoodies are shit, they give ya gob then leg it when you turn around!!!

but i dread to think of what it may end up like in 15-20 years

alan titchmarsh lives here though so might get him to do my garden