A librarian is in bed and her phone rings in middle of night.


"What time does the library open? " the voice on the phone asked.

“9 am” came the reply. "And what is the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a question?" asked the librarian

“Not until 9 am ?” the man asked in a disappointed voice. "Not until 9am ?!?!?" getting more irate

“No, not till 9 am !” the librarian said, “and why do you want to get in before 9 am ?”

“Get in ??" said the man “I want to get out !!!”


uhhhh good night.....