Emma was out golfing one day in Derby, when she hit her ball into the woods. While she was looking for her ball, she came across a frog in a trap. The frog spoke to her and said "If you release me, I will grant you three wishes"

Emma released the frog and the frog said "Thankyou, however, I forgot to mention that whatever you wish for will also be given to your husband ten times more"

Emma said that she wasnt worried and that for her first wish, she would like to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her "Are you sure, as this will make your husband the most handsome man in the world and women will flock to him"

"Yes", she said, "As I will be the most beautiful woman, he will only have eyes for me"

For her second wish, she asked to be the richest woman in the world.

Again, the frog reminded her of the conditions. "Your husband will become the richest man in the world" he said.

Emma replied, "What is his is mine, so I do not worry about that"

Finally the frog asked her for her third & final wish....

The woman clearded her throat and said "I would like a mild heart attack please"


The moral of the story........Women are clever. Dont mess with them.

Attention female readers, the joke is now over for you. Stop reading at this point and continue feeling good.



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The man duly had a heart attack.....ten times milder than his wife!

The true moral of the story. Women are really thick, but think they are clever!

Let them continue to think this and enjoy the show!

P.S. If any women are reading at this point, it just goes to show that women never listen!!!