Quote Originally Posted by AdamGB
Quote Originally Posted by Violent Demise
Took a bat to the head a couple of years ago that knocked me out. If feels like somebody turned off your eye sight. You looking at something one moment, next thing you know you waking up with a head ache trying to figure what the hell happen. I was under the influence when it happened. I remember everything was in slow motion that night. I think being intoxicated made it easier for the blow to knock me out. Especially since I never saw it coming. It wasn't the first time I was cracked in head with a bat, but It was the only time I ever been knocked out.
Its a well documented fact that being drunk turns you into the worlds best dancer, makes you the funniest human alive... makes you the most attractive man alive, makes your punches the hardest in the world and makes you indestructable.
I knew that already. Why you think I drink?