Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
I'm willing to challenge for any belt.

I'm only 3 ft tall and 100 lbs but what the hell I'll even fight for the heavyweight title.

I've taken on 3 giant 2000 lb trolls and won, turning all three to stone. I outwitted Gollum, on of the most treacherous creatures to have ever lived and I'm one of the oldest hobbits to have ever lived now having just turned 130. I'm now older even than the Old Took himself got to be.

So if any of you 'chumps' have the balls to step into the ring and defend your trinket belts against this 3ft tall 130 year old cranky hole dweller than man up and accept the challenge
That's no fair; you had your stupid Ring and all that god#amn lembas to sustain your midget azzzz, plus those dumb eagles to carry you around everywhere. Cheater