hE KNOWS TOO mUCH...

[superheavyrhun]

Is there anything else you can earn as you climb the way up the rankings at saddos?
Obviously CC and SC's but anythin i'm missing?

After 3000 posts you can climb the stairs to get everyone a round of drinks.
After 4000 posts you can climb on Starr.
After 5000 posts you can climb to the attic to get down the Christmas decorations.
After 10000 you can climb on Bilbo and ride him till the cows come home, or his little legs can't hold you anymore.
After 20000 posts everyone climbs on you and you get gangbanged. Or at least, that's what Wacko told everyone to do when he reached 20000 posts.

I'm sure that's a nice set of incentives for you.

That all sounds good, but can i just go straight to 4000....I don't wanna be the one payin for a round of drinks for all this lot

Round here you pay your dues son. That's why every 1000-post newbie has to spend a week maintaining Wacko's alcohol IV at all time so they learn the value of hard work and working your way up from the very bottom. And can I have a woo-woo when you're ready son .

Look no way in hell am I gonna buy a round that big!!!
What i will do is invite all you fellas back my place for the Hatton fight....We can all cram in the couches in my livin room n watch the war on dec 8th in true saddo style...
What i will then do about an hour before the commencement of the fight (as i'm getting bored waiting) i shall take a single can of strong beer, which i will throw into the centre of the living room. I will then watch as all of saddo's wrestles, punch, gouge, scratches bite kick and butt each other in an attempt to win the can....
I shall then supply a couple of crates after i have been thoroughly amused....

Hows that sound?

Sounds like I'm getting one can of strong beerQ!!!! Bring it.