Unfuckingbelievable article and video. I present to you....TREEMAN!

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WTF? Are they a product of bestiality or what?

Lol. "Sir, I sentence you to 15 years hard growing for having intercourse with a tree".....LMAO. The one hairy man's mom idolized Chewbacca and thought about consumating with their Shetland Sheepdog. IT WORKED!!!!

As for the tree man he's just unlucky.

You got that right!! I bet his kids are freaking out. Hit puberty and all of a sudden a branch grows out your a##.