I parked outside my bank this morning to cash a cheque. It was pouring with rain and I was in the bank for 5 mins max.

Anyhoo some traffic warden bint was outside recording my details when I got out.

I tried to appeal to her human side but obviously being a traffic warden she didn't have one so remembering a popular myth about a ticket not being issued until it's on your windscreen I got into my car a drove off before she had a chance to issue me with it.

So my question to any fellow lawbreakers is did I get away with it?

As I havn't received a ticket have I escaped penalty? If I get a letter asking for payment shall I just say I was never issued a ticket?

Anyone know?