I already thought of a playful routine for the belt as well.

If a girl notices it :

"oh yeah, my belt... *start stroking/petting it*, good old whiskers,,,, she was such a darling.. My neices just lover her,, so when she died I just couldn't bring myself bury her..."

*bang, girl punches you in the arm*

I'm sure Mick will have the goods when he gets here..