Bilbo requests fashion advice

[Cortez The Killer]

Well, Bilbo. Even though I am greatly upset by you selling out, and it seems like the old, witty, cynical hermit Bilbo may be gone for good. However, once your confidence is completely shot by a female or two rejecting your advances, all will return to normal, so I will still offer advice I have had many attractive girls/women's in the past year ranging from 18-early 40's and of many different ethnicities, styles, socio-economic status, and temperaments. I have even had a few gay men come on to me, which I find more flattering then an attractive girl/women going slutty over me nowadays!

It is less about what you wear then how you present yourself or show who you are. But clothes/cologne/accessories do help show that, after all many things in the world are based on the superficial and external perception, and picking up women is one of them. So..

Dont wear anything you wont feel comfortable in because no woman wants a man to walk up to them who seems unsure of themselves. I know you are a bit older then I, but a style that can work into the late 20's-early 30's is a nice pair of slim fitting (but not ass grabbingly tight) jeans, a graphic thermal long-sleeve or tee shirt. Something along the lines of "Affliction" but in my opinion that brand is so overdone right now and the designs go too far. You dont want to be another guy walking around with a flaming-tribal-skull or retro-trendy camo design with a celtic tree in the middle, especially if you are around 30. I am in college and see a lot of guys walking around in ass-grabbing jeans and an extra small affliction shirt and leather bracelets but you can tell they are trendy-bandwagon tools and only appeal to girls ages 18-19 who dont know any better. A woman (24 and over) would never give them a second look, and I will assume you are after women over young college girls (though I know you are after as young as you can get, you degenerate pervert )


Maybe you should save the money it would cost for all the clothes, colognes, watches, and buy a Slovakian mail order bride instead? They don't eat much and if you chain them to the bed they can't run away.