Quote Originally Posted by Von Milash View Post
good thought. ill give it a try.

amother thing that might not be working is that in my cover letter i say "if you don't hire me, then you're dumb fucking twat." Too strong?
Depends on the job but I'd tone it down a bit.

Why not play to your strengths. Make sure you state that English is your first language, that you are not in the country illegally and that you are not electronically tagged.

You could also show some photo's to demonstrate that your fingers bend and that you can toss a bun without dropping it.

With an application like that you'd be snapped up by most fast food outlets and maybe even get a place at McDonald's University