Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: I don't know, possibly for attaching guns like in Austin Powers.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: Probably a kiss smelling of cigarette smoke and strong beer at a barbacue

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Tip them out of their container into a mates back seat...it's been done.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: I presume because there is no fury like a womens temper.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEYGET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: I had one theory but may get in trouble for saying...

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Sleeping with a girl only to be told "your brothers better" LoL