Mine was Nick Nolte. Even as a child I wanted to have the QuAlities of Nick Nolte. And now I am boozeboxer. And in law school.


I want to know who everyone's hero is, could be your dad, your pedophile neighbor, Kenneth Lay, or Aldous Huxley. It could be a man, woman, or hobbit. It could be the person you have sex with who doesn't tell everyone how bad you are at it.

Or it could be a spiritual figure, although that is cliche. But truth. And if you have more than one hero, please limit it to the most influential (or the one who helped you most at a bad stage in your life.)