I stay up in town at friends,they have a outhouse i rent .
turns out the daughter is allergic to their cat so he gets to sleep out with me now .

Fucker wakes me up all night and they dont want me to let it out to kill all the night life.
So I got me a swag and sleep out under the stars most nights now,its great.
But I set it up and tied it off to a tree just before dark and when i went to get into it their was cats piss all over the end of it .

LAter that night I had to go in for a crap. The cat was asleep up on a table on a cusion,I got up on the couch, got it out, held it and released quickly and hit him right between the eyes.
the shock and disbelife was a picture.
he looked up , I hit him with another shot but had to run off into the onsuite I was laughing so hard.