Phobia of fruit.. Am I weird?

[Dizaster]

I have a phobia of FRUIT!!!

My mum said I used to eat it when I was tiny, but after I started thinking for myself, around 2, I would not touch it.. Not only would I not touch it, I would not let anyone in the room who had fruit... Not only would I not let anyone in the room with fruit, I would SCREAM if I even knew that there was a peeled banana in another ROOM of the house...

I have not eaten 1 single fruit my whole thinking life.. If my girlfriend wants to eat fruit, she has to eat it in another room of the house, throw out everything when she's finished, wash her hands and up her arms to get any "fruityness" off, brush her teeth and use mouthwash if she wants to come near me, and then wait until like an hour has gone by until she can touch me... She can completely forget about kissing me until i've competely forgotten she's eaten a fruit. She may even need to change clothes if it was like and orange or mandarine which you can still smell.. If she dropped any fruit on her clothes, she can DEFINETLY change them. If someone threw a fruit at me or hit me with a banana or something, I would scream murder and probably hate them for weeks.. Like really hate them..

Someone tell me i'm not crazy??