marmite u either love it or h8 it

[Kev]

Hate it

Hey lefty you back from hols mate?

I was sure you wouldn't get through customs.

I got back tonight and yes I thought you would say that haha

It weren't plain sailing though mate, a fuckin fight broke out when the plane landed at Manchester Airport which caused a half hour delay getting off, the Air Hostess shit herself, it was just a load of ranting and fuckin screaming between these two guys and pushing and shoving but gladly nobody got injured and a punch never got thrown, the bad thing was the plane was completely full with passengers and a number of kids were around what was going on and they were all crying there eyes out. Horrible to watch

Sounds nasty mate, glad you made it home in piece.