Devil's in the detail of 'haunted' house sale - Telegraph

Apparently they have a really strong case as an exorcism of a young girl was carried out there in the 1970's and they wern't informed by the previous owners, meaning the previous occupants will likely settle out of court.

It so sounds like they found out about the exorcism though and are now fabricating stories of ridiculous paranormal activity.

They claim their car spontaneously combusted that green slime appeared on the walls overnight and that they could hear clanging chains and moaning at night.

Seriously I mean they could at least make their bullshit case sound half plausible, and make up realistic 'evidence' of ghostly activity. Clanging chains and green slime? It sounds like they got their ideas on hauntings from watching Scooby Doo.

I wonder if they claim a giant marsh mallow man tried to destroy their home one night as well