I'm in the mood to hand out some hypothetical beatings.

If you could punch someone in the face right now who would it be?!

C'mon... Really throw a beating on em!

Panama Lewis would get torn up. I'd shake the milk money out of that hose baggers pockets!

That old bitch that just pulled out of her spot without even turning around... ::SLAP:: "Gimmie that license!!!"(hey, it's hypothetical... I'm not really doing it)

Gilbert Gottfried... Cuz he's Gilbert Gottfried

Oh man... gtta think of some more... Got any?