Bored shitless in hospital once a few of us went aorund in wheel chairs off our faces on painkillers we had saved up for friday night ,checking for strange names on the ends of beds through all the wards.
We came across MR Smallhorn ,in tears laughing we talked to him and his ward and kept referring to him as Iva.

Another in critiacal care last name was actually corpse!
Ima corpse we were in fits. Ima and Iva