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so serious question........ do these people actually have sex with these animals or is more so for metaphorical meaning?....or do i really not want to know the answer to that question LOL

Im gonna go out on a limb and say the woman married the dolphin isnt getting laid by it!!!

At least she wins bragging rights hands down about which one of her mates men have the biggest dick

yeah but not being able to touch it without scuba gear must suck.

The weirdest part of that story for me was when it said she approached his trainer for permission to marry him and he said yes

No call me old fashioned but if I owned any animal and someone told me they were in love with it and wanted to marry it, my first instinct would be to run as fast as possible to the police station and report a crazy was on the loose. I'd also demand 24 hour protection for my pet.

Now coincidently this woman is also a millionaire so I think it's fair to assume a financial transaction was made. Now in my mind this is animal traffiking and they should both be locked up and the dolphin sent to some kind of center for abused animals.