Funny that I come across this thread...
Just last night my girl and I were on RedTube watching some Porn...

Was a great night, we played "Thiefs & Cops".
Apparently I mus have put the hand cuffs on too tight, her wrists were hurting all day today, she said she couldn't type or write.


Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
On the other hand it could convince her that when some numpty comes round to fix the boiler its ok to suck his cock



Fucken classic.

Also she can think it's ok to stick a cucumber up your ass sometime