Boxing Gorilla why didn't you tell me?

[LEGION]

Who is that boy?!

I agree with what Bilbo said in theory, but I couldn't do it. I have enough problems of mine own, folks. I couldn't be seen in public with this oddity tagging along. By myself I may be able to snake through the crowd unnoticed but with lumpy by my side we'd look like escapees from some macabre roadshow.

The boy's feet would be wrapped in newspaper because there isn't a cobbler alive could work that kind of magic and knowing my luck he'd reach for the loudest toy in the story and have even the most saintly patron wishing we were never born.

I'd just smack some scuba flippers on him. I'm sorry, but I'd shoot him, his mother and then cut my nuts off if something like that came from part of me. I feel real bad for that kid, but c'mon, pop the poor thing.