The Rivalry: Mexico vs. Puerto Rico

[Violent Demise]

Without a doubt, our women are the finest . Just go to any of the malls in Puerto Rico, specifically Plaza de las Americas, and sit on a bench, and you will see what I mean. By the way, being from Youngstown and to classify you politically correctly, does your heritage make you a Mexirican-American?

Puerto Rico does have some fine women. I like the fact that 85% of them are straight whores. The easily beats the 50% of Mexican whores. The best are the flip women. There at 95%. Now that a great percentage.

Obviously, you are kidding.

Uh no.