Why do Germans have to be so weird?

[JohnnyKickAss]

I'll try to explain Abrahams walkin music and the smurf stuff...
Some 20 years ago the was a dutch music act,with a singer called Fadder Abraham,he
invented the smurf-song,don't ask me why...,but it was a huge hit in Germany .
So with Arthur Abraham having the same last name as the duch guy,some idiot
must have had the idea,to reanimate Fadder Abraham,make a cool remix out of the song
and put Arthur and his trainer a smurf hat(or is it like bilbo said,a penis ?!?) on.
My guess is that Abraham is forced by his management to do this...

Or he could just be trying to line himself up with a good piece...like this one:

Yeah... she is pretty hot...

As far as I remember the smurfs only had one smurf-woman for the whole smurf village...
That must be her...