The Baggins Clan is the original. FACT.
Big whoopdeedooo So were the Neanderthal's; and look what happened to them.


We lead, the others follow. Led. We passed you a long time ago. You guys took too many rest stop handjob breaks.


We innovate,the others copy. We've never had a mandatory midnight fisting party.

We're jolly, the others live by procrastinating. You mean bi-curious; and I never hesitate to point that out