What do you call your crack?

[Douglas]

Me thinks it's the same night you posted the what do you call your dick thread and what do the girls call their pussy thread.

Me also thinks Floorian hacked your account that night...

Yes, they'd started those 2 threads, and in an attempt to fit in, I started this one. I did a damn piss poor job of making myself 'cool' like they did.

I don't really call my crack anything, except my crack. And it doesn't really stink (unless I've just let off gas ), I wash it every night and wipe very good after a crap.