At least he survived the burglers then. Will there be anybody to let him out of his enclosure tomorrow? I imagine all those involved got bored and went home weeks ago leaving whatever room his enclosure is housed in completely deserted.
He'll likely come out to a room in the dark, with the doors locked, no sign of life and tumbleweeds blowing in the carpark outside.
I also love how his own posts on his own forum, devoted to fellow snakophiles can't even generate any replies.
It's like you are the only person in the world other than Marty who remotely cares about where he has been these past few months.
But you can tell him that I at least did take a passing interest, at least up until the point I realised the chances of him being killed sadly were not that high.
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