Yes!!!!!!! Sob Is In Love With Me!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!

[Diane]

SOB Loves Me!! SOB Loves Me!

Right now, I'm filled with such joy and happiness, that I feel like a young school girl with her first crush.

I just got home from my 2nd job, I did my work on Sergio's site, and then I logged on to here, to see what I have missed. Once I logged in, I see that I have a private message, immediately I assumed it was from my good friend Legion, since 95% of my pm's are from him. But to my utter surprise, it was from the one and only SOB.

Apparently, he was extremely impressed with my attempt to get some of you guys to stop giving him attention. I think he was turned on by the thought of me calling him an asswipe, and a pig. Right now, I'm wishing that I would have been a lot harsher, God knows how turned on he would have been if I called him something really nasty.

I read the Subject title, my heart started to flutter, and I started to feel a little flush. I opened the message, and I must say, I have never read something so amazingly beautiful in my life!!!!!

As I read the message, I begin to quiver with delight, and wonder, where has this man been all my life. I never read such eloquently written words. Words that pulsed through my body as though angels were speaking to me. I understood every sentence, for fear that I may lose the man of my dreams forever, if I could not comprehend such beauty.

Normally, I would NEVER, EVER reveal what anyone says to me in private, because keeping my word, and being trustworthy are extremely important to me, but I could not contain such wonder from all of you. I need to show all of you guys, how a real man speaks to, and charms a woman, so that you can learn from such a master of class.

So be still my beating heart, here is the message that I received from the man of my dreams.











Can you believe this scumbag!!!!!

I can only imagine what his pillow talk to his wife is like.

Oh, here was my reply to him.








So apparently, if I'm nice to you guys, you'll let me give you guys some "heard"?