Quote Originally Posted by kingfrnk View Post
Let everyone know what you are about, what you do not just for a living, but for kicks, and your full name if you want. just put anything like what car you drive how many girlfriends or boyfriends you have had. just put anything you can think of about yourself. Il start when somebody else starts. AND NOTHING STUPID PLOPEATER!
Seeing as you asked nicely.

My name is Plopeater TurdBurgler of the Baggins Clan
I am 74 years young and live in the Shire.
I am an environmentalist and believe that all food should be natural and eco friendly. My favourite is plop but I am also partial so the occasional licking of spunk.

Because of this I do not have a job and do not need one as the shire has horses, cows, many creatures so there is such a variety of turds to eat.

When I run out of food I finger my bum to see if I can get any poo under my finger nails then I'll bite them clean

Hope that was serious enough kingfrnk