I never really throw up after chugging, I've thrown up more times after bong loads then I have immediately after chugging and I chug just about everything. Tip the bottle fuck the cups, that's my motto. Right before I chugged that Jack I had a margarita, then drank like half of it and filled it back up with a brand new Jack Daniels bottle that I bought half of. I sipped it, some stupid bitch who I hate told me to use a cup. I said fuck you, and chugged half the bottle and then chugged the rest of my margarita. I looked at the bottle, said that's my half, and sat down and got one of the biggest brain freezes ever. The next thing I remember was 5 hours later throwing up in the toilet. Was my first time yakking.
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