Typical

[Gandalf]

im sat at home and my mums gone clubbing

Do you mean clubbing as in golf or clubbing as in clubbing a bunch of people over the head? Because if it's the 2nd one, I'd be pissed if I couldn't go.

no i mean clubbing as in going to the disco on the pull.

As I said, shouldn't you be going and leaving her at home If you take her to the club there's too much risk.. if she pulled more men then you Personally I can't imagine going to a club with my mom

ive never gone to a club with my mum!