Hey ( im looking at you lyle )

Just wondered if you guys could help me here on if i got something to sue here with or not. Basically i bought some new razor heads for my gillete mach thingy thats like a vicious vibrator.

Basically i used these new razor heads, which said they were alcohol free btw, n i shaved off my beard which was replaced by a beard of spots the next day, n it looks like i've got fking achne n these mother fuckers are gunna leave a mark.

Can i sue the bastards for ruining my face or what?