Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[Trainer Monkey]

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

I have to hear this .

You know how they do series of commercials for a product. And you think the first one or two is kind of funny. And then they grind that campaign in to the dirt so hard you want to grind the lead character of the campaign in to a meat grinder,or if a meat grinder isnt available a chipper spreader?

Bob should avoid my house,unless he wants to help me recreate a scene from Fargo.
And in this case its a double piss me off,theyve done 5 billion Bob commercials,so its lost all humor appeal,and its a product,I dont need,so I'll never use. And to make it a triple whammy, its about a bodily function.
It would be like a 3 year overdone commercial campaign for preparation h