Cocaine

[Trainer Monkey]

The first time I did it, it ripped my fucking head off. I would imagine the shit Mick had was bunk, I've never heard of coke not working on the first go.

I could be wrong, but that's just what I, and people I know, have experienced.

Nawwwww bro,first time I tried it,everybody else was ripped to the teeth,and I was stuck going ,"Whats the big deal?"
Same thing happened with acid,my buddy accused me of not swallowing the hit,I must be naturally resistant.
Though its funny,I had to take an anti-inflamatory to fight once,and it stoned seven kinds of hell out of me. I just lay there for three days and barely moved.

You are a cheap shout out then!

In the old peoples home later in life you know exactly what to order mate .

Swear bra,day one I was joking about it,ie "Can you believe insurance is paying for me to be this stoned?"
But since Ive stopped using,Im a bit of a control freak that way,by day 3 I was in tears,I was so sick of being torched. I just couldnt stand being stoned for a nanosecond longer. Im still resentfull of the whole thing,it worked,the swelling on my knee went down,but jesus,there's three days I wont get back any time soon. Because from the appointment at the orthepedic surgeons till day 3 when I tearfully informed my wife that there was no way in hell I was taking another one of those damned pills,its more or less MIA in my memory bank