A little something I found on the net...

To the tune of David Bowie's Space Oddity

CONTROLLER:
ground control to santa claus
ground control to santa claus
drink your festive nog
And put your fur hat on

ground control to santa claus
commencing countdown, red nose on
eat your cookies
and may christmas be with you

this is ground control to santa claus
you've really worked the elves
and the children want to know what gifts you bear
now it's time to stuff the stockings if you dare

SANTA:
this is santa claus to ground control
I'm stepping on the roof
and I'm floating down the chimney from my sleigh
and the gifts look very different today

for here am I sitting in a red sleigh
far beneath the clouds
christmas time is blue
and there's nothing I can do

though I weigh more than 10,000 pounds
I'm feeling very spry
and I think my reindeer know which way to go
tell the elves I love them very much

CONTROLLER:
They Know!

ground control to santa claus
our spirit's dead, there's something wrong
can you hear me santa claus
can you hear me santa claus
can you hear me santa claus

can you hear are you floating in your red sleigh
far above the moon?
Christmas time is through,
and there's nothing we can do...

Read the complete story of Santa's last christmas at

http://www.vic.com/~dbd/kibology/kringelungenlied