Bilbo

[Gandalf]

WTF?

Miles goin way out on a limb. Let's see.

Of course, there is the other, and perhaps more likely possibility that he has been wanking for over 2 hours to a hardcore pornographic video involving two ladyboy dwarves dressed up as wizards with the obligatory long pointy beards and a warped variety of sex staff/rods.

I like to think that he might have just gone to bed like a good boy!