ICB Where did you learn to play chess mate?

[Kev]

That's because I didn't know how the pieces moved! You don't have to tell everyone though!

Wow what a retard.




I don't either, actually.

I just assumed they'd all moved roughly the same way but there's L shapes and diagonals on particular colours etc etc. Fine when you want to move your piece because the net won't let you move where you can't but I had no idea where he could move!

I will be victorious over Bilbo one day though - perhaps not today, perhaps not tomorrow but one day...........

Don't worry hun I was just highlighting that for someone who doesn't play chess it's hard enough just to make legal moves let alone good ones! You did win my queen though in the second game, you're probably only a week or so away from defeating me to be fair