Three guys are playing their regular Saturday round of golf. They are out on the fairway when a funeral procession comes up the road. One guy stops, bows his head, and holds his cap over is heart. After the procession passes by, he replaces his cap, and finishes his round. Afterwards, they are having drinks in the clubhouse, when one of his buddies says, "I was impressed with what you did today. That showed real respect for the dead". Dude #1 says "Hey, it was the least I could do, since I was married to her for 37 years"