Well this ones funny and at the same time one of the most amazing defensive plays I've ever witnessed.

I been playing soccer since I was 5, as some of you have seen (I created my footy thread).
About 8 yrs. when I was in my prime I played with one of the best teams State wide here in California, we faced off vs. the best teams in the state. In the finals, we played 2 games.
1st game ended 0-0 in the 2nd game we led almost the whole game 1-0 as we has scored early on. With just about 3 minutes left my mid fielder makes a horrible mistake and gives up the ball in the back it was 3 vs. 2 (defenders) the guy down the middle passes on and is left vs. the keeper 1 on 1 at the same time 1 of the defenders runs around/behind the striker and the keeper as they face off. The striker jukes the keeper and comes forward kicks the ball pretty damn! hard my defender slips because the motion was taking him one way but the shot was going the other way and I sware while on the floor he moves/rolls like a worm and with his face blocks the shot that won us the title. He bled really bad from his nose and his mouth.
One of the craziest things in sports I've ever witnessed.