So after my beloved Canucks lose to the 'Hawks in game 6, I decided that my beer was in order, so I walked down to the liquor store about 15 mins from my house. On the way back, as I'm enjoying a delicious honey brown ale, a Pontiac Sunbird pulls up beside me and slows down - some douche-bag proceeds to lean out the window and throw an egg at me, hitting the bag containing my precious elixer, splattering my legs and shoes in egg innards. The car then drives away as I throw a beer bottle and shout all manner of threats and challenges, leaving me to stand on the side of the road, my new $160 running shoes covered in a light egg-yolk dusting (I'm pretty sure I cleaned all of it off when I got home).

Now, my friends and I used to do similar (and much worse things) when we were kids, but it's never happened to me before. I'm pissed off and I feel slightly immasculated as I could do nothing to stand up for myself or to prevent what happened.

I am very angry.