So my ex-girlfriend went out to eat with this guy named Daxx yesterday and was telling me all about it. I kept thinking of DaxxKahn and it really pissed me off. Now I like Daxx alot but I kept imagining him writing a boxing article about the whole event and how he really knocked that shit out. But if she would have told me she went out to eat with a Taeth or a Saddoboxer I would have lost it....

Secondly, I was giving a girl a ride today and I saw this guy riding a bicycle with a real big python or a boa and he was trying to keep ahold of it. It really looked like an invitation for disaster and I laughed really really hard.

Thirdly, my apartment is a god damned mess. Beer bottle and clothes everywhere. It has kept its name "The Boar's Nest" quite well.