This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid with women if they remember the terminology.
  1. Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
  4. Go ahead: this is a dare not a permission. Don’t do it.
  5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, this is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing)
  6. That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks: a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’
  8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F--- You!
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong’ For the woman's response, refer to point 3.